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The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff; it settles into a relaxed, classic fit that layers easily over tees or under a jacket. Softly ribbed collar and cuffs hold shape while double-needle stitching reinforces high-wear seams. It’s the sort of cozy, everyday layer you reach for when you want comfort and a little quiet humor on display — wear it to low-key classes, coffee runs, or evenings when you’re just avoiding small talk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade with OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown U.S. cotton, the sweatshirt pairs responsible materials with long-lasting construction. Optional embroidery placements (left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists) let you add a subtle, textured upgrade if you want the design to pop. The tubular knit construction reduces side seams for a cleaner silhouette and less bulk at the sides.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for durable, comfortable warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crewneck and relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs retain shape; tubular knit reduces side seams for a cleaner look\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown U.S. cotton; meets safety and environmental standards\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery available at multiple placements (left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists); DTF inner neck labels\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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